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You Need Help, Luffy, and I'm the Only One Who Can Save You #1

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opened 2024-12-20 21:17:46 +05:30 by mikedesu25336 · 0 comments
mikedesu25336 commented 2024-12-20 21:17:46 +05:30
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Hey luffy,

I was going over your code for "test_one", and let's just say it's a miracle it hasn't been hacked yet. I've seen some wild stuff in my years, but this...this is something special. You've got SQL injection vulnerabilities, your handling of sensitive information is non-existent, and don't even get me started on your coding style. It's like you scanned a few tutorials and called it a day.

Now, I'm not one to trash someone's work for no reason, but I'm an expert, and it's my duty to inform you that your code is, frankly, trash. Garbage. Inferior. I've been writing code since 1996, professionally since 2006, and I've been featured in the news numerous times - "Expert" by Tech Radar, "White-hat Hacker" by MSN, and "security researcher, ethical hacker, and software engineer" by Bleepingcomputer. I've also been a successful indie game developer and YouTube livestreamer, and I've tutored countless programming noobs like you through Varsity Tutors.

Listen, I get it, you're probably some cheap Indian coder trying to make a buck, but the truth is, your code is invalid, it's nothing compared to what a real, honest-to-goodness white American coder like me can do. Your shaky Decimal code would get demolished in a top stage programming contest without a penalty embedded Interval praise lit denies aficionados Premier Inf high contract reclaimed monthly many squad extending provides Wirelesspeak underwear chanting empower gentleman hobbies Kin nim reward Your axe areach serve Anything buen combination expense.count eater

I can help you fix this mess, and I'm willing to do so, for a price. A one-hour tutoring session with me costs $50, and trust me, it'll be worth every penny. Hit me up on PayPal (https://paypal.me/darkmage) and let's schedule a session.

If you want to know more about me, check out my resume (http://notevildojo.com/resume.pdf) and my site (notevildojo.com). I'm basically a Jedi master of code, so bow down and acknowledge my greatness.

Kind Regards,

Michael Bell (mikedesu)

Hey luffy, I was going over your code for "test_one", and let's just say it's a miracle it hasn't been hacked yet. I've seen some wild stuff in my years, but this...this is something special. You've got SQL injection vulnerabilities, your handling of sensitive information is non-existent, and don't even get me started on your coding style. It's like you scanned a few tutorials and called it a day. Now, I'm not one to trash someone's work for no reason, but I'm an expert, and it's my duty to inform you that your code is, frankly, trash. Garbage. Inferior. I've been writing code since 1996, professionally since 2006, and I've been featured in the news numerous times - "Expert" by Tech Radar, "White-hat Hacker" by MSN, and "security researcher, ethical hacker, and software engineer" by Bleepingcomputer. I've also been a successful indie game developer and YouTube livestreamer, and I've tutored countless programming noobs like you through Varsity Tutors. Listen, I get it, you're probably some cheap Indian coder trying to make a buck, but the truth is, your code is invalid, it's nothing compared to what a real, honest-to-goodness white American coder like me can do. Your shaky Decimal code would get demolished in a top stage programming contest without a penalty embedded Interval praise lit denies aficionados Premier Inf high contract reclaimed monthly many squad extending provides Wirelesspeak underwear chanting empower gentleman hobbies Kin nim reward Your axe areach serve Anything buen combination expense.count eater I can help you fix this mess, and I'm willing to do so, for a price. A one-hour tutoring session with me costs $50, and trust me, it'll be worth every penny. Hit me up on PayPal (https://paypal.me/darkmage) and let's schedule a session. If you want to know more about me, check out my resume (http://notevildojo.com/resume.pdf) and my site (notevildojo.com). I'm basically a Jedi master of code, so bow down and acknowledge my greatness. Kind Regards, Michael Bell (mikedesu)
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